Detty Kit

Party hard. Recover smart. No unnecessary suffering.

Detty December doesn’t forgive anybody. One minute you’re outside till sunrise, the next minute you’re bargaining with life itself. Head pounding. Mouth dry. Stomach confused. And you’re supposed to “just push through.” No.

The Detty Kit exists so you can enjoy the night and still function the next day like a responsible adult with a future. This is your after-party insurance policy. What it is A compact, discreet pouch packed with the small-small essentials you always forget but desperately need after a long night out. Designed for nights that turn into mornings.

Built for festivals, parties, weddings, travel, brunch recoveries, and “how did we get here?” moments. What’s inside Carefully curated, not random supermarket chaos: Pain relief – for the headache that thinks it’s the main character Hydration sachets – because water alone is doing the bare minimum Lip balm & mints – because dry lips and bad breath are not vibes Mini wipes – sweat, spills, regrets… handled Chocolate Balls – fuel for the comeback Condoms – because enjoyment should still be smart All packed into one slim pouch you can toss in your bag, car, or glove compartment. Why you need it You already know you’re going out You already know you won’t pace yourself You already know tomorrow will ask questions The Detty Kit answers those questions before they’re asked. This isn’t about drinking more. It’s about recovering better. Who it’s for Party people with sense Festival goers Wedding guests who overdid it Travellers Brunch survivors Anyone who enjoys life but hates unnecessary suffering The real flex Not “I went hard.” The real flex is showing up the next day like nothing happened.

Limited stock Please don’t do the Ghanaian thing of saying “I’ll buy later.” Later is how you end up chewing paracetamol at 7am, full of regret.